chillow

Was walking back to Adam's place one snowy night a few weeks ago when I came across a huge empty box for these plastic lovelies by the side of the road in Park Slope. Couldn't resist ripping off this scintillating side panel (though it was quite a struggle being the strangely super-thick cardboard that it was). I don't know if the front, um, bulge is clearly visible in this scanned image, but it's hilarious in real life, take my word. I mean, is that bulge, um, FULL in this airbrushed photo? And hey, if you wear these, don't mean to offend...I can commiserate, kind of. After all, this is how I feel if I'm forced to wear a pad due to lack of tamponage.